An actual quote from a discussion held during yesterday’s LAC 2013 opening party between Shahar Attias of Hybrid Interaction and a tall, handsome executive associated with LAC (or, in short, THEAWLAC) –
Shahar: Hey, THEAWLAC – from one to fifty, how many Russian hookers are here tonight? These tall, blonde girls do NOT work as account managers!
THEAWLAC: No idea Shahar – you always manage to notice things no one else sees.
Shahar: That’s because I am a CRM expert and I use analytical BI tools.
(PS: mixing analytical BI tools with Russian hookers has now been nominated for the geekiest answer EVER)
Speaking of which, here are some other, versatile jokes, with many different, unrelated topics:
* Hello, LAC? This is Russia calling. We are running out of hookers, so can you please send some back?
* Knock, knock! Sorry, I can’t answer the door – I am having a conference here with 50 Russian hookers.
* What’s the difference between a Russian hooker and your girlfriend/wife/partner/any other politically correct BS? Everything.
* It’s a bird? It’s a plane? No it’s Thomas – he is an idiot.